








My Husbandos:
Robert and Rosalind Lutece in Professor Layton-y style - now with actual puzzles!
Personal note - the only puzzle of these three I actually solved without getting the answer spoiled was the last one, and it took me half an hour. So. don’t feel bad about not getting it.

One of our cat beds fell out of the window so I put it against the wall just for shits and giggles, and Spot thinks its hers now
I remember the first time I had a lucid dream.
I had just laid down to take a nap and started dreaming that I was laying down to take a nap. And usually I can tell there is something off about my dreams, but this was the first time I stopped myself and thought “What the fuck am I doing. I literally just did this.”
And then I was like “Wait… am I… Am I dreaming?” and you know what I fucking did? I pinched myself. And I didn’t feel anything because you know, I was dreaming. And I started FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT, because I knew I was dreaming, I knew I had control, the possibilities were endless.
But as I was trying to decide what dream shenanigans I wanted to get into first, I woke up.
I was so very pissed off.
I’m doing an art project relating to the Internet requiring screenshots and thought what better place to look than tumblr! So, if you reblog this (likes don’t count, sorry!) by Monday, April 29th I will take a screenshot of the front page of your blog and make it a part of my project.
You realize April 29th was two weeks ago, right?

He’s a big fluffy clean baby now
Like I could feel the germs crawling on my hand before he was so greasy and gross omg he really needed that
If you have a big dog that enjoys bath time you don’t know how insanely jealous I am of you
It took me a good ten minutes just to get Calhoun in the tub
And then I had to get in with him to keep him from escaping
Accomplishments of the day: